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My Dog Was Involved in a Sex-Scandal

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How to tell if you dog is involved in a sex scandal!

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so damned prevalent.  The really sad part is that, for the most part, we accept this behavior as a normal part of government. Read more…

Drug Problem

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Drug Problem

There’s not much that needs to be added to this except that it is a little bit humorous but way too true to be funny.  Lets get behind the author and oppose today’s drug problems by remembering our own!

Global Warming Protest

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Hundreds Protest Global Warming“Global Warming” could be funny if guys like Al Gore weren’t getting filthy rich perpetuating the myth.  Hats off to TVN for bringing this protest to its viewers.  Perhaps we can all go to the next one and engage in a snowball fight.  Ouch… Sorry guys, not that kind of snow balls.

This weather HAS to get better!!!

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Tell us what you've done with all the grass!

Hang in a little longer. Don’t let your cows go all Chick-fil-A® on the snow men. Besides, a hair dryer is not safe to use in the snow. When the snow melts, POOF!, roast beef!

Obamacare – When Dumb is NOT Funny

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Let Me Get This Straight!

We have been “gifted” with a health care plan:

  • That is ironically called the Affordable Health Care Act but more than doubles most people’s health care costs
  • That we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t
  • That is supposed to cover at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor
  • That does provide for 16,000 new IRS agents (Yeah, THAT IRS)
  • That was written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it
  • That was passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves and their staff from it
  • That is run by the same government that has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare
  • That was signed by a President who smokes
  • That is administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes
  • That is funded by four years of taxation before any benefits take place
  • That is overseen by an obese surgeon general
  • That is so bad that the House is willing to shut down the government to avoid funding it*
  • Oh yeah, and that is financed by a country that’s broke!

What Could Possibly go Wrong???

* “All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with amendments as on other Bills.”
— U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 7, clause 1

Congress in general and the House of Representatives in particular holds the purse strings of our country.  They are charged with taxing and spending the public funds.  The reason the House has the tightest grip on the government’s purse is that they are closest to the people.  Your representative is from your district, much closer to home in most cases than either of your Senators.  The members of  The House have the shortest terms (two years).  We can recall them more quickly than our Senators (6 year term).  Therefore, we supposedly have the ability to punish them for bad behavior or re-elect them for good behavior sooner than Senators and Presidents.

This House  has offered to fund everything in the budget except the Affordable Health Care Act.   President Obama says no, they have to fund that too.

  • Never mind that it will bankrupt the country.
  • Never mind that most Americans don’t want it.
  • Never mind that the very unions that fought for it now know it will break them.
  • Never mind that by taking over health care,our government is nationalizing 16% to 18% more of our economy
  • Never mind that it grows the number of government employees and shrinks the private sector

Our president says, never mind all that, just fund it or you will be sorry.  Mr. President, we’re ALL sorry now!

Members of the House of Representatives: Stand firm.

Dog’s Rules for Humans

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Image for Dogs Rules.

Irrefutable Picture Proof

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Here is irrefutable picture proof…

Irrefutable ProofThat a good woman can bring
balance and stability to a man’s life!

When Not to Tell a Joke

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Or…”How I almost got my lights put out”

In Yesterday’s post, I failed to mention that I was born in Washington DC and spent my early childhood traveling all over the world as an “army brat”.  However, by the time I was nine years old, my dad was stationed at Fort Knox, KY and I spent the remainder of my formative years and a good part of my adult life in Kentucky. Read more…

Funny Press Releases – KY HFS Headlines

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Is there humor to be found in…

Kentucky’s Health and Family Services Cabinet – Archived Headlines

Well, since I live in Indiana and our former governor once said that we were lucky to share a border with Illinois because we look so much better by comparison; YEAH, I think there’s some Dumb is Funny fodder to be had at the expense of our southern neighbor too.  Tell me what you think.

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More Crime-Buster Tips

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This isn’t funny either but once again…

It’s worth reading and passing on!

WASP SPRAY can protect you and your home:

If you don’t have a gun, here’s a more humane way to wreck someone’s evil plans for you: WASP SPRAY!

A receptionist for a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them as they counted the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended that she get a can of wasp spray instead. Read more…

8 More Things your Burglar Won’t Tell You

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This isn’t funny either…

but it’s worth reading and sharing!

And you just might learn something that will keep your home from being burglarized.

(Continued from Things Your Burglar Won’t Tell You)

  1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
  2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors. Read more…

THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU

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This isn’t funny…

but it’s worth reading and sharing!

And you just might learn something that will keep your home from being burglarized.

  1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
  2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
  3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste… and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have. Read more…

Riding Mower for Sale

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Best in class fuel economy with this 22" riding lawn mower.  Contact owner for details.

Get best in class fuel economy with this 22″ riding lawn mower.
Contact owner for details.

Stolen Car Report

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Newspaper report of a stolen car stats the car was returned in tact except for missing seats, air bags, engine transmission, etc.

Is that all? You mean they left the wheels?

Politicians Toilet

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Image of a double decker outhouse with politicians on top and the voters on the bottom

No Caption Necessary

 

To the Moon

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One of these Days, Alice...

For you younger folks:  The Honeymooners was a TV sit-com from the early fifties starring Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden, a bus driver; Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden, his long suffering wife; Art Carney as Ed “Norton” Norton, a sewer worker; and Joyce Randolph as Thelma “Trixie” Norton, Ed’s wife.  The series was one of the first to portray working class couples living in less than perfect conditions in a run down apartment in Brooklyn. Read more…

Your Head Looks Funny…

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Written sideways: You look really funny doing that with your head...

Some People Just Need a Pat…

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Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head..... with a hammer

The Retirement Village People

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Image of the 'Retirement' Village People singing AARP

Why Animals Eat Their Young

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Old bear wondering this as his teenage son goes by in Goth getup.

Thanks for sending this, Roger.

What ARE Those Pills You’re Taking?

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Doctor holding an M&M tells patient she was mistaken about her Weight Watchers pills

Tough Chick

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image of baby chick with Rambo style weapons

Some guys like tough chicks.

Meetings – The Practical Alternative to Work

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Funny poster entitled Meetings, the practical alternative to work

Dental Breakthrough for Six Year Olds

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Image of toothbrush with missing bristles to match missing teeth.

What a great invention!

I couldn’t believe it when I saw this.  What a great way to save toothpaste, avoid unnecessary abrasion of the gums and tongue, get your six year old to feel special, avoid arguments when it’s time to brush your teeth, and generally turn a tough time in your kid’s life into something fun.  Okay, it probably doesn’t do any of these things but it IS a clever idea AND a funny photo.

Apple’s New Mouse

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appleMouse

Apple’s new mouse is much more lifelike than previous versions!

The Story of the Unemployed Entrepreneur

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The story of the unemployed entrepreneur.

Please click on the photo to open a PPS presentation.

 

Good Girl Gone Bad?

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goodGirlGoneBad

A Lesson in Irony

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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
is proud to be distributing this year the  greatest amount of free Meals and
Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of
the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed  the  Animals.”  Their stated reason
for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will
not learn to take care of themselves.”

Thus ends today’s lesson in irony.

Texting

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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”